








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 371 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 640 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




283 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4788 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,366 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8538 | 34% |
| Smokes | 5911 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 6557 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4360 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $685,949 of utility $47 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 567 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Giuligv960 | 48 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | WAXP | 44 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | bot neurona cs.pro | 37 | 0.0145 |
| #4 | MARK | 19 | 0.0095 |
| #5 | gmv3sp | 9 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WAXP | 781 | 0.12 | 18 min |
| #2 | CUCUMELOCO | 406 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #3 | MARK | 379 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #4 | Giuligv960 | 341 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #5 | gmv3sp | 245 | 0.16 | 6 min |





