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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 443 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 136 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1108 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,087 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 459 | 11% |
| Smokes | 1451 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 906 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1271 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $738,628 of utility $232 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KixteR | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | Ja te volim on te ima | 60% | 43 |
| #3 | GodhGi | 57% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KixteR | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | Ja te volim on te ima | 60% | 43 |
| #3 | GodhGi | 57% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GodhGi | 19 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | Ja te volim on te ima | 4 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | KixteR | 2 | 0.0108 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GodhGi | 231 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #2 | Ja te volim on te ima | 91 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | KixteR | 29 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GodhGi | +1.50 | 36 | 55 |
| #2 | Ja te volim on te ima | +0.50 | 37 | 61 |
| #3 | KixteR | +0.06 | 14 | 54 |
| #4 | FOX | -1.62 | 36 | 52 |





