








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 308 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 78 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
436 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,579 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 768 | 49% |
| Smokes | 315 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 346 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 150 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $71,217 of utility $40 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 299 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FOX | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | GodhGi | 58% | 19 |
| #3 | Ja te volim on te ima | 52% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FOX | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | GodhGi | 58% | 19 |
| #3 | Ja te volim on te ima | 52% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ja te volim on te ima | 7 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | GodhGi | 7 | 0.0171 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ja te volim on te ima | 80 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #2 | GodhGi | 43 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | FOX | 5 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GodhGi | +4.54 | 40 | 57 |
| #2 | Ja te volim on te ima | +1.46 | 36 | 51 |
| #3 | KixteR | -1.04 | 30 | 43 |
| #4 | FOX | -2.60 | 34 | 52 |





