








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 53 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 46 matches | ||
| Wingman | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2638 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,671 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1334 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2769 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 1628 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1940 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,643,398 of utility $222 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 80 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D00B3R95 | 66% | 56 |
| #2 | Henw | 57% | 206 |
| #3 | Taikuri | 49% | 240 |
| #4 | Steve | 46% | 185 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D00B3R95 | 66% | 56 |
| #2 | Henw | 57% | 206 |
| #3 | Taikuri | 49% | 240 |
| #4 | Steve | 46% | 185 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Steve | 14 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | Henw | 9 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | D00B3R95 | 8 | 0.0072 |
| #4 | Taikuri | 6 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Henw | 773 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| #2 | Steve | 414 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #3 | Taikuri | 268 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #4 | D00B3R95 | 43 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Henw | +5.05 | 84 | 60 |
| #2 | Steve | +0.12 | 63 | 60 |
| #3 | πΌπ-π£β’ | -0.77 | 64 | 54 |
| #4 | Taikuri | -1.46 | 50 | 49 |
| #5 | D00B3R95 | -1.64 | 52 | 43 |





