








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2000 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 658 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 353 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 76 matches | ||
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




74 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
15164 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 46,140 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 21613 | 47% |
| Smokes | 6873 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 5797 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 11857 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,975,228 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 665 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wocketttt | 59% | 256 |
| #2 | ✌Stazza✌ | 57% | 80 |
| #3 | Miss T | 57% | 69 |
| #4 | Cardia | 56% | 87 |
| #5 | ✪ Zywoo v2 ✌bandit.camp | 56% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 丹南米特 | 94 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | Wocketttt | 58 | 0.0117 |
| #3 | Cardia | 18 | 0.0108 |
| #4 | Dibble | 14 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | ✪ Zywoo v2 ✌bandit.camp | 13 | 0.0067 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dibble | 1022 | 0.24 | 22 min |
| #2 | 丹南米特 | 526 | 0.03 | 9 min |
| #3 | Wocketttt | 419 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #4 | Miss T | 326 | 0.23 | 7 min |
| #5 | Cardia | 291 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Steven | +2.72 | 65 | 70 |
| #2 | Wocketttt | +1.91 | 82 | 50 |
| #3 | ✪ Zywoo v2 ✌bandit.camp | +1.68 | 71 | 57 |
| #4 | 丹南米特 | +0.16 | 73 | 30 |
| #5 | ✌Stazza✌ | +0.10 | 66 | 63 |





