








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 917 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 571 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 127 matches | ||
| Faceit | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8852 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 37,715 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12943 | 34% |
| Smokes | 10898 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5290 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 8584 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,775,597 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 409 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Steven | +1.60 | 63 | 69 |
| #2 | Wocketttt | +0.94 | 79 | 54 |
| #3 | Flixl | +0.15 | 71 | 56 |
| #4 | 丹南米特 | -0.22 | 72 | 25 |
| #5 | Dibble | -0.33 | 54 | 61 |





