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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 327 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1670 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 899 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 192 | 21% |
| Smokes | 339 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 109 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 259 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,277,176 of utility $287 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 565 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Out of Time | 74% | 27 |
| #2 | Cigarette Enthusiast | 57% | 35 |
| #3 | boy | 56% | 25 |
| #4 | /Blatant <3 | 50% | 124 |
| #5 | Hashbrick Star | 48% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | boy | 56% | 25 |
| #4 | /Blatant <3 | 50% | 124 |
| #5 | Hashbrick Star | 48% | 40 |
| #6 | Thank's Tom | 39% | 79 |
| #7 | what, who eats a mound's bar | 33% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | /Blatant <3 | 47 | 0.0192 |
| #2 | Thank's Tom | 14 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | Hashbrick Star | 10 | 0.0126 |
| #4 | what, who eats a mound's bar | 4 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | boy | 3 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | /Blatant <3 | 145 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #2 | boy | 140 | 0.28 | 5 min |
| #3 | Cigarette Enthusiast | 82 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | Hashbrick Star | 58 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | what, who eats a mound's bar | 42 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | boy | +5.28 | 88 | 68 |
| #2 | Hashbrick Star | +1.76 | 64 | 51 |
| #3 | Cigarette Enthusiast | +1.28 | 83 | 51 |
| #4 | Thank's Rayden | +1.25 | 48 | 11 |
| #5 | /Blatant <3 | +1.05 | 60 | 27 |





