








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 737 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 162 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 92 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




70 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4133 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,751 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2609 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1724 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2569 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1849 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,411,905 of utility $206 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 101 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | VBL | 53% | 94 |
| #10 | -fx | 53% | 76 |
| #11 | Chuối | 52% | 23 |
| #12 | Bochi lazy but still useful | 44% | 18 |
| #13 | Tôi nứng hãy cho tôi chịt | 33% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h.tr4nq_ | 47 | 0.0125 |
| #2 | VBL | 12 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | -fx | 9 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | nathan? | 9 | 0.0090 |
| #5 | vua 7mau | 4 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chuối | +4.14 | 88 | 43 |
| #2 | Ning | +3.28 | 70 | 67 |
| #3 | K-Channn | +2.22 | 52 | 53 |
| #4 | -fx | +2.16 | 83 | 36 |
| #5 | vua 7mau | +1.70 | 80 | 51 |





