








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 83 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 4 different maps




Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
286 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,305 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 540 | 41% |
| Smokes | 335 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 212 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 218 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $76,841 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | thiên khoai môn | 40% | 5 |
| #2 | fac1le | 40% | 5 |
| #3 | Dần Kaka | 26% | 19 |
| #4 | Michael Rispin | 22% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | thiên khoai môn | 40% | 5 |
| #2 | fac1le | 40% | 5 |
| #3 | Dần Kaka | 26% | 19 |
| #4 | Michael Rispin | 22% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dần Kaka | 1 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Michael Rispin | 1 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | thiên khoai môn | 1 | 0.0095 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dần Kaka | 34 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #2 | Michael Rispin | 34 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #3 | thiên khoai môn | 26 | 0.25 | 0 min |
| #4 | fac1le | 26 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Michael Rispin | +2.61 | 74 | 60 |
| #2 | fac1le | +0.91 | 68 | 59 |
| #3 | Dần Kaka | -1.00 | 47 | 62 |
| #4 | thiên khoai môn | -2.50 | 32 | 73 |
| #5 | Cumalala | -2.88 | 50 | 67 |





