








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 473 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 104 matches | ||
| Wingman | 92 matches | ||
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3233 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,882 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2284 | 19% |
| Smokes | 3511 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3334 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2753 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,095,433 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 169 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | LeyRumana#BHOP | 59% | 61 |
| #4 | IVANツ | 59% | 39 |
| #5 | sarex | 59% | 143 |
| #6 | bonito flakes | 57% | 21 |
| #7 | xxdamage | 52% | 250 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xxdamage | 16 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | sarex | 12 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | LeyRumana#BHOP | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | PUM | 4 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | IVANツ | 3 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xxdamage | 559 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #2 | sarex | 369 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #3 | IVANツ | 181 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #4 | PUM | 153 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #5 | LeyRumana#BHOP | 149 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maldonado | +1.62 | 83 | 59 |
| #2 | bonito flakes | +1.59 | 73 | 70 |
| #3 | LeyRumana#BHOP | +1.01 | 62 | 71 |
| #4 | sarex | +0.90 | 75 | 62 |
| #5 | xxdamage | +0.58 | 69 | 69 |





