








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 203 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 38 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1477 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,477 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 792 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1352 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 584 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 749 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $367,656 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | loxyanter | 64% | 14 |
| #6 | vistaxd | 62% | 13 |
| #7 | LA MAFIA | 57% | 49 |
| #8 | nice ping | 55% | 11 |
| #9 | s1lens9r | 46% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝄞★zb1R | 63 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #2 | LA MAFIA | 47 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #3 | loxyanter | 44 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | s1lens9r | 43 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | smoK1NG | 34 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smoK1NG | +4.55 | 92 | 48 |
| #2 | LA MAFIA | +4.45 | 86 | 22 |
| #3 | POD JMIHOM fufelshmertz666 | +1.67 | 84 | 13 |
| #4 | О. Хайтауэр | +1.51 | 68 | 39 |
| #5 | vistaxd | +0.45 | 68 | 44 |





