








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 254 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2284 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,383 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 369 | 15% |
| Smokes | 796 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 62 | 3% |
| Molotovs | 1156 | 49% |
Our logs show you have wasted $184,846 of utility $49 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 76 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | poseidonskiy | 16 | 0.0332 |
| #2 | PRO100VALEK | 14 | 0.0135 |
| #3 | О. Хайтауэр | 8 | 0.0072 |
| #4 | nolik | 5 | 0.0263 |
| #5 | s1lens9r | 4 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LA MAFIA | +3.41 | 83 | 24 |
| #2 | PRO100VALEK | +2.98 | 86 | 59 |
| #3 | nya kawaii :3 | +1.14 | 89 | 48 |
| #4 | loxyanter | +0.36 | 69 | 51 |
| #5 | О. Хайтауэр | +0.27 | 66 | 45 |





