








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 579 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 73 matches | ||
| Wingman | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3925 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,244 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3401 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3292 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2449 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2102 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,823,701 of utility $219 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3282 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BladezOfSteel17 | 56% | 27 |
| #2 | nepnep | 47% | 267 |
| #3 | nullptr | 46% | 37 |
| #4 | BonsaiCat_ | 45% | 60 |
| #5 | AALLEEXX | 41% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BladezOfSteel17 | 56% | 27 |
| #2 | nepnep | 47% | 267 |
| #3 | nullptr | 46% | 37 |
| #4 | BonsaiCat_ | 45% | 60 |
| #5 | AALLEEXX | 41% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nepnep | 124 | 0.0248 |
| #2 | AALLEEXX | 40 | 0.0224 |
| #3 | BonsaiCat_ | 17 | 0.0134 |
| #4 | nullptr | 13 | 0.0180 |
| #5 | BladezOfSteel17 | 4 | 0.0076 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nepnep | 457 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #2 | BladezOfSteel17 | 90 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #3 | AALLEEXX | 60 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | nullptr | 58 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | BonsaiCat_ | 57 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BladezOfSteel17 | +2.93 | 79 | 54 |
| #2 | where tube | +1.12 | 67 | 48 |
| #3 | nepnep | +1.09 | 55 | 31 |
| #4 | BonsaiCat_ | +0.75 | 68 | 26 |
| #5 | nullptr | +0.15 | 42 | 27 |





