








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1292 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 359 matches | ||
| Faceit | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 79 matches | ||
| Wingman | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




126 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7445 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,389 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3383 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4883 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 2027 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 3096 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,111,339 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7378 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VASSS??? ᗜˬᗜ | 55% | 67 |
| #2 | Skiffers | 53% | 43 |
| #3 | Seph <3 | 53% | 150 |
| #4 | nullptr | 51% | 121 |
| #5 | k1neticz | 49% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Seph <3 | +2.67 | 75 | 59 |
| #2 | k1neticz | +2.18 | 78 | 61 |
| #3 | VASSS??? ᗜˬᗜ | +1.76 | 76 | 54 |
| #4 | BonsaiCat_ | +1.30 | 63 | 38 |
| #5 | where tube | +0.38 | 66 | 36 |





