








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 609 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 239 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




68 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2809 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,624 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1005 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1461 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2214 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1944 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,671,028 of utility $265 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 233 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | miksu bro | 51% | 90 |
| #2 | Daniel | 42% | 26 |
| #3 | Vald | 42% | 95 |
| #4 | Damn Daniel:) | 40% | 25 |
| #5 | Leveeks_Korelon | 40% | 121 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vald | 239 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #2 | miksu bro | 181 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | Leveeks_Korelon | 150 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | OPTIMUS PRIME | 73 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | Damn Daniel:) | 63 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Daniel | +4.39 | 83 | 62 |
| #2 | Damn Daniel:) | +4.33 | 81 | 60 |
| #3 | Vald | +2.15 | 66 | 63 |
| #4 | miksu bro | +0.95 | 64 | 60 |
| #5 | sauli väinämö niinistö | +0.38 | 50 | 55 |





