








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1248 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 128 matches | ||
| Premier | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6565 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,051 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2758 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3299 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1927 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3067 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,503,706 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 402 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chief keef | 13 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | cosmo | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | munaslesbos | 5 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Quatched | 5 | 0.0072 |
| #5 | JuhaXz | 2 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cosmo | 248 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #2 | chief keef | 210 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | munaslesbos | 148 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | JuhaXz | 109 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | Quatched | 47 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Belo- | +4.67 | 93 | 58 |
| #2 | cosmo | +2.27 | 80 | 57 |
| #3 | JuhaXz | +1.38 | 75 | 49 |
| #4 | chief keef | -0.17 | 67 | 50 |
| #5 | munaslesbos | -0.90 | 83 | 58 |





