








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 137 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1779 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,599 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1191 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1063 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1355 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 990 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $378,838 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 101 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chief keef | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | mese | 63% | 16 |
| #3 | Belo- | 60% | 135 |
| #4 | Quatched | 41% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chief keef | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | mese | 63% | 16 |
| #3 | Belo- | 60% | 135 |
| #4 | Quatched | 41% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Quatched | 5 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | Belo- | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | chief keef | 2 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | mese | 2 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Belo- | 278 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #2 | chief keef | 60 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | Quatched | 47 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | mese | 14 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cosmo | +2.94 | 82 | 57 |
| #2 | Belo- | +2.75 | 92 | 60 |
| #3 | mese | +0.08 | 68 | 35 |
| #4 | chief keef | -0.76 | 63 | 59 |
| #5 | Quatched | -2.25 | 67 | 51 |





