








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1409 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 773 matches | ||
| Premier | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




95 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11125 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 45,697 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 16810 | 37% |
| Smokes | 10940 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 8645 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 9302 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,442,841 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2475 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DoYouWantPain (rip YES KING) | 53% | 195 |
| #2 | Geckosa | 53% | 97 |
| #3 | Cheese.com | 47% | 95 |
| #4 | Fandoo | 47% | 77 |
| #5 | Gwazi | 45% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Cheese.com | 47% | 95 |
| #4 | Fandoo | 47% | 77 |
| #5 | Gwazi | 45% | 76 |
| #6 | insom` | 43% | 69 |
| #7 | Makoto | 39% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DoYouWantPain (rip YES KING) | 12 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Geckosa | 7 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Cheese.com | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | insom` | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Makoto | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Geckosa | 398 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #2 | Cheese.com | 300 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #3 | Fandoo | 295 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #4 | Makoto | 192 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | insom` | 145 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gwazi | +1.45 | 77 | 55 |
| #2 | exioN cre0 | +0.90 | 59 | 65 |
| #3 | Geckosa | +0.79 | 80 | 60 |
| #4 | Fandoo | +0.05 | 79 | 61 |
| #5 | Makoto | -0.43 | 79 | 57 |





