








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 554 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3175 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,457 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1639 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2948 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1531 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2339 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,604,940 of utility $214 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 214 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | < blank > | 52% | 109 |
| #2 | SALADSTER | 47% | 190 |
| #3 | Pray for Bronny | 46% | 134 |
| #4 | Octrain | 44% | 27 |
| #5 | Nootiez | 34% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | < blank > | 52% | 109 |
| #2 | SALADSTER | 47% | 190 |
| #3 | Pray for Bronny | 46% | 134 |
| #4 | Octrain | 44% | 27 |
| #5 | Nootiez | 34% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pray for Bronny | 63 | 0.0240 |
| #2 | Nootiez | 20 | 0.0162 |
| #3 | SALADSTER | 9 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | < blank > | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Octrain | 2 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | < blank > | 451 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #2 | Pray for Bronny | 190 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #3 | Nootiez | 114 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | SALADSTER | 58 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | Octrain | 29 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | π
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Ήπ
Ύπ
½ | +2.27 | 61 | 49 |
| #2 | < blank > | +2.06 | 64 | 59 |
| #3 | Octrain | +0.21 | 60 | 29 |
| #4 | Pray for Bronny | -0.66 | 60 | 48 |
| #5 | SALADSTER | -2.40 | 15 | 24 |





