








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1666 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 414 matches | ||
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6486 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,157 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1496 | 15% |
| Smokes | 1510 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 3860 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 3291 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,031,559 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1166 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robin | 51% | 39 |
| #2 | Knobbizz | 51% | 151 |
| #3 | PomKz | 50% | 64 |
| #4 | Knobbizz | 46% | 185 |
| #5 | TurboBosse | 45% | 199 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robin | 51% | 39 |
| #2 | Knobbizz | 51% | 151 |
| #3 | PomKz | 50% | 64 |
| #4 | Knobbizz | 46% | 185 |
| #5 | TurboBosse | 45% | 199 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Knobbizz | 21 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | Knobbizz | 13 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | TurboBosse | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | PomKz | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Robin | 2 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Knobbizz | 447 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #2 | Knobbizz | 374 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #3 | TurboBosse | 132 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #4 | PomKz | 96 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Robin | 75 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Knobbizz | +3.66 | 74 | 65 |
| #2 | UrbanTurban :D | +2.30 | 85 | 33 |
| #3 | Knobbizz | +1.64 | 68 | 59 |
| #4 | PomKz | +0.58 | 76 | 68 |
| #5 | TurboBosse | -2.26 | 49 | 44 |





