








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 443 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 280 matches | ||
| Premier | 128 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




86 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4264 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,146 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5646 | 37% |
| Smokes | 3995 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2498 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 3007 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,155,203 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 496 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nVy | 56% | 186 |
| #2 | Goofy | 54% | 65 |
| #3 | NiKo | 53% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nVy | 56% | 186 |
| #2 | Goofy | 54% | 65 |
| #3 | NiKo | 53% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nVy | 24 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | NiKo | 7 | 0.0086 |
| #3 | Goofy | 3 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nVy | 887 | 0.22 | 25 min |
| #2 | Goofy | 204 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | NiKo | 178 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nVy | +3.30 | 74 | 67 |
| #2 | NiKo | +1.31 | 89 | 61 |
| #3 | Goofy | +0.62 | 75 | 63 |
| #4 | ★ Vulgar | -0.84 | 68 | 57 |





