








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 328 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1690 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,282 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 853 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1463 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 670 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1296 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $716,542 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 416 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DerankDaddy | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | ReY | 55% | 22 |
| #3 | Femi | 52% | 27 |
| #4 | MONEYLORD GABEN | 40% | 15 |
| #5 | o2to | 29% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Femi | 52% | 27 |
| #4 | MONEYLORD GABEN | 40% | 15 |
| #5 | o2to | 29% | 14 |
| #6 | Мастер.Т | 29% | 21 |
| #7 | Slava Ukraini! | 28% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Slava Ukraini! | 4 | 0.0103 |
| #2 | ReY | 2 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Мастер.Т | 2 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | DerankDaddy | 2 | 0.0082 |
| #5 | Femi | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Мастер.Т | 79 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #2 | Femi | 61 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | ReY | 53 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | Slava Ukraini! | 45 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | DerankDaddy | 31 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DerankDaddy | +4.03 | 87 | 50 |
| #2 | ReY | +3.67 | 86 | 67 |
| #3 | Мастер.Т | +1.33 | 84 | 59 |
| #4 | Hades | -0.09 | 70 | 52 |
| #5 | Slava Ukraini! | -1.69 | 41 | 60 |





