








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1061 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 143 matches | ||
| Premier | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




100 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4238 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,698 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2206 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2993 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1522 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1977 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $517,054 of utility $48 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1100 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jax | 39 | 0.0118 |
| #2 | Estoniancat | 39 | 0.0209 |
| #3 | joss | 17 | 0.0059 |
| #4 | HybridFish | 12 | 0.0213 |
| #5 | K3vin | 9 | 0.0082 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K3vin | +4.35 | 54 | 55 |
| #2 | Meloni_mees | +3.76 | 44 | 40 |
| #3 | Jax | +2.69 | 69 | 42 |
| #4 | HybridFish | +1.05 | 42 | 22 |
| #5 | Estoniancat | -2.23 | 31 | 13 |





