








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 490 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 85 matches | ||
| Premier | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
968 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,062 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 652 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1420 | 46% |
| HE Grenades | 462 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 528 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $532,704 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 372 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jax | 52% | 83 |
| #2 | Meloni_mees | 48% | 166 |
| #3 | HybridFish | 37% | 19 |
| #4 | Mater | 37% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jax | 52% | 83 |
| #2 | Meloni_mees | 48% | 166 |
| #3 | HybridFish | 37% | 19 |
| #4 | Mater | 37% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meloni_mees | 22 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | Jax | 20 | 0.0123 |
| #3 | HybridFish | 13 | 0.0366 |
| #4 | Mater | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meloni_mees | 199 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #2 | Jax | 127 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | Mater | 92 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | HybridFish | 26 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meloni_mees | +3.46 | 48 | 48 |
| #2 | Jax | +3.13 | 71 | 47 |
| #3 | Mater | -0.52 | 68 | 51 |
| #4 | HybridFish | -0.65 | 24 | 13 |
| #5 | joss | -2.77 | 22 | 33 |





