








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 473 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 223 matches | ||
| Wingman | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4565 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,121 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2938 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3917 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2953 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3313 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,853,039 of utility $196 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 82 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bido_x | 57% | 30 |
| #2 | bubr1337 | 55% | 224 |
| #3 | Flam | 53% | 66 |
| #4 | ZRTcikowy | 50% | 88 |
| #5 | FoxyMikar | 50% | 152 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bido_x | 57% | 30 |
| #2 | bubr1337 | 55% | 224 |
| #3 | Flam | 53% | 66 |
| #4 | ZRTcikowy | 50% | 88 |
| #5 | FoxyMikar | 50% | 152 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bubr1337 | 23 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | ZRTcikowy | 18 | 0.0103 |
| #3 | Flam | 9 | 0.0068 |
| #4 | FoxyMikar | 8 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | Bido_x | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZRTcikowy | 219 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #2 | Flam | 149 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | bubr1337 | 143 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #4 | FoxyMikar | 120 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | Bido_x | 21 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MaciejMalak | +1.80 | 59 | 53 |
| #2 | bubr1337 | +1.60 | 76 | 48 |
| #3 | Bido_x | -0.54 | 83 | 35 |
| #4 | FoxyMikar | -1.19 | 72 | 43 |
| #5 | Flam | -1.20 | 32 | 39 |





