








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 42 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1696 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,856 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1480 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1623 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1444 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1309 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $688,077 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 526 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FoxyMikar | 68% | 19 |
| #2 | bubr1337 | 56% | 27 |
| #3 | MaciejMalak | 50% | 88 |
| #4 | ŚmierćWrogomOjczyzny | 45% | 20 |
| #5 | Ketanol | 32% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | bubr1337 | 56% | 27 |
| #3 | MaciejMalak | 50% | 88 |
| #4 | ŚmierćWrogomOjczyzny | 45% | 20 |
| #5 | Ketanol | 32% | 72 |
| #6 | Flam | 23% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MaciejMalak | 12 | 0.0068 |
| #2 | bubr1337 | 7 | 0.0140 |
| #3 | Ketanol | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Flam | 3 | 0.0113 |
| #5 | FoxyMikar | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MaciejMalak | 287 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #2 | Flam | 22 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #3 | Ketanol | 19 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #4 | bubr1337 | 18 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | ŚmierćWrogomOjczyzny | 17 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bubr1337 | +3.75 | 72 | 41 |
| #2 | MaciejMalak | +1.27 | 53 | 49 |
| #3 | ZRTcikowy | +1.07 | 51 | 50 |
| #4 | ŚmierćWrogomOjczyzny | +0.25 | 42 | 27 |
| #5 | FoxyMikar | +0.02 | 72 | 36 |





