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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
328 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,001 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 331 | 33% |
| Smokes | 189 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 204 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 277 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $225,640 of utility $277 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 143 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | niggus maximus | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | ターニャ フォン デグレ | 61% | 33 |
| #3 | DMTROV | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | Marabu | 58% | 33 |
| #5 | tyrannus | 57% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ターニャ フォン デグレ | 61% | 33 |
| #3 | DMTROV | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | Marabu | 58% | 33 |
| #5 | tyrannus | 57% | 7 |
| #6 | chill | 52% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ターニャ フォン デグレ | 6 | 0.0091 |
| #2 | Marabu | 3 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | niggus maximus | 1 | 0.0179 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chill | 80 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #2 | Marabu | 77 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | ターニャ フォン デグレ | 62 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | DMTROV | 20 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #5 | tyrannus | 8 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | niggus maximus | +9.29 | 81 | 32 |
| #2 | tyrannus | +4.89 | 65 | 55 |
| #3 | outwin | +1.08 | 44 | 58 |
| #4 | DMTROV | +0.93 | 48 | 56 |
| #5 | Marabu | -0.48 | 16 | 62 |





