








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1300 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 676 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




130 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7701 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,044 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8796 | 28% |
| Smokes | 7012 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 7977 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 7259 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,415,815 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4384 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Me dicen DK | 72 | 0.0134 |
| #2 | ✪ RICARDO | 25 | 0.0165 |
| #3 | 下雨的 | 21 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | DON CHE | 16 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | [E]l3ctr0 H'0us[E] | 14 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GladiadoR ✪ | +5.35 | 47 | 54 |
| #2 | ☢ᴛØxɪᴄツ | +3.58 | 63 | 66 |
| #3 | [E]l3ctr0 H'0us[E] | +3.21 | 70 | 56 |
| #4 | Me dicen DK | +2.08 | 80 | 58 |
| #5 | ✪ RICARDO | -0.14 | 19 | 64 |





