








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 809 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 617 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3922 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,726 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9643 | 29% |
| Smokes | 6442 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 8754 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 7887 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,417,963 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 421 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☢ᴛØxɪᴄツ | 98 | 0.0073 |
| #2 | Me dicen DK | 64 | 0.0127 |
| #3 | ✪ RICARDO | 18 | 0.0144 |
| #4 | [E]l3ctr0 H'0us[E] | 13 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | DON CHE | 11 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GladiadoR ✪ | +5.06 | 47 | 55 |
| #2 | ☢ᴛØxɪᴄツ | +3.70 | 63 | 67 |
| #3 | [E]l3ctr0 H'0us[E] | +3.63 | 71 | 55 |
| #4 | Me dicen DK | +2.23 | 80 | 56 |
| #5 | ✪ RICARDO | +0.21 | 23 | 62 |





