








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 121 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 220 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4128 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,239 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3792 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1672 | 12% |
| HE Grenades | 4879 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 3896 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,779,760 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 334 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mudamir aleadui | 85% | 54 |
| #2 | KING Muhamed Al adui (TiPo) | 71% | 79 |
| #3 | Nick Gurh | 69% | 35 |
| #4 | kiisukiira ˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵ | 65% | 51 |
| #5 | Bladee | 54% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Banana | 34 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | KING Muhamed Al adui (TiPo) | 28 | 0.0212 |
| #3 | pasab | 11 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Nick Gurh | 9 | 0.0161 |
| #5 | Bladee | 8 | 0.0063 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Banana | 1130 | 0.16 | 27 min |
| #2 | pasab | 290 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #3 | KING Muhamed Al adui (TiPo) | 281 | 0.21 | 5 min |
| #4 | SONTARES | 179 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | kiisukiira ˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵ | 138 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mudamir aleadui | +13.19 | 98 | 59 |
| #2 | Nick Gurh | +7.59 | 98 | 58 |
| #3 | KING Muhamed Al adui (TiPo) | +4.20 | 91 | 50 |
| #4 | SONTARES | +2.63 | 68 | 66 |
| #5 | kiisukiira ˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵ | +1.68 | 71 | 37 |





