








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 114 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1059 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,037 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 813 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1195 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 988 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1041 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $308,656 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 36 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | RBye | 44% | 32 |
| #6 | Mats | 43% | 23 |
| #7 | TIMMEY! | 41% | 98 |
| #8 | JoRex | 31% | 13 |
| #9 | mrN<3 | 11% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RBye | 131 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #2 | creed | 57 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #3 | TIMMEY! | 49 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | gøppi | 48 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | JoRex | 41 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | creed | +3.81 | 85 | 60 |
| #2 | RBye | +1.97 | 81 | 58 |
| #3 | mrN<3 | +1.37 | 73 | 44 |
| #4 | JoRex | +0.96 | 84 | 63 |
| #5 | gøppi | +0.85 | 78 | 64 |





