








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 528 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Renown | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1838 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,457 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2980 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2363 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1780 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2334 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $979,078 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 194 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flame | 58% | 31 |
| #2 | 9ePassager | 56% | 97 |
| #3 | Yokas | 50% | 16 |
| #4 | zbougnator | 44% | 114 |
| #5 | Spartacus | 40% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | 9ePassager | 56% | 97 |
| #3 | Yokas | 50% | 16 |
| #4 | zbougnator | 44% | 114 |
| #5 | Spartacus | 40% | 25 |
| #6 | gtz_neroz | 33% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 9ePassager | 6 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Flame | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | zbougnator | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #4 | Spartacus | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 9ePassager | 577 | 0.30 | 11 min |
| #2 | Flame | 80 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | zbougnator | 67 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | Spartacus | 60 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | gtz_neroz | 22 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flame | +7.33 | 90 | 52 |
| #2 | 9ePassager | +1.35 | 54 | 66 |
| #3 | SeydCore | +0.94 | 43 | 53 |
| #4 | Spartacus | -2.98 | 16 | 27 |
| #5 | gtz_neroz | -3.07 | 25 | 26 |





