








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 175 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 149 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1153 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,808 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 933 | 33% |
| Smokes | 392 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 496 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 987 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $315,235 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HoneyBall | 46% | 136 |
| #2 | gtz_neroz | 43% | 37 |
| #3 | SeydCore | 40% | 25 |
| #4 | zbougnator | 37% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HoneyBall | 46% | 136 |
| #2 | gtz_neroz | 43% | 37 |
| #3 | SeydCore | 40% | 25 |
| #4 | zbougnator | 37% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HoneyBall | 18 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | gtz_neroz | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | zbougnator | 1 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | SeydCore | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HoneyBall | 467 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #2 | SeydCore | 122 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #3 | zbougnator | 32 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | gtz_neroz | 28 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HoneyBall | +2.06 | 41 | 54 |
| #2 | SeydCore | +0.37 | 34 | 61 |
| #3 | Spartacus | -1.87 | 15 | 30 |
| #4 | gtz_neroz | -2.79 | 24 | 31 |
| #5 | zbougnator | -5.66 | 5 | 15 |





