








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 52 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2715 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,139 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2196 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1843 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 905 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1195 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $512,691 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 820 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Karreb | 51% | 132 |
| #2 | twitch.tv/1ronbuttmonkey | 45% | 20 |
| #3 | banic | 44% | 41 |
| #4 | AsstroNaughty | 38% | 29 |
| #5 | KidwithaStick | 35% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Karreb | 325 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #2 | AsstroNaughty | 80 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | Laisik | 65 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #4 | annefrank't | 63 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | twitch.tv/1ronbuttmonkey | 50 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twitch.tv/1ronbuttmonkey | +3.55 | 62 | 57 |
| #2 | ♿carrycr0w | +1.94 | 58 | 45 |
| #3 | banic | +1.52 | 64 | 49 |
| #4 | AsstroNaughty | -0.07 | 63 | 44 |
| #5 | Karreb | -1.14 | 63 | 64 |





