








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 442 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 117 matches | ||
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




70 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4257 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,225 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1605 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1905 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2029 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1686 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,329,655 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1351 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Laisik | 30 | 0.0169 |
| #2 | ♿carrycr0w | 17 | 0.0204 |
| #3 | kd | 15 | 0.0106 |
| #4 | S M U G | 13 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | Jon | 9 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Laisik | 357 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #2 | kd | 249 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #3 | S M U G | 209 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | ♿carrycr0w | 104 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | Jon | 92 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kd | +2.73 | 53 | 62 |
| #2 | Melly♡ | +2.70 | 46 | 63 |
| #3 | ♿carrycr0w | +2.69 | 65 | 47 |
| #4 | banic | +1.37 | 65 | 50 |
| #5 | Skilan | +1.15 | 77 | 39 |





