








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 809 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 274 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3968 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,608 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3131 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2890 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3182 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3405 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,425,700 of utility $176 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 269 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m0REEZ | 54% | 125 |
| #2 | F4bian | 53% | 160 |
| #3 | Claire Anlage | 53% | 57 |
| #4 | rogu | 52% | 42 |
| #5 | Pogo | 49% | 259 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Claire Anlage | 53% | 57 |
| #4 | rogu | 52% | 42 |
| #5 | Pogo | 49% | 259 |
| #6 | KokosHuveJr | 48% | 27 |
| #7 | Mate seller | 42% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pogo | 12 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | rogu | 4 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | F4bian | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Claire Anlage | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Mate seller | 2 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F4bian | 538 | 0.16 | 16 min |
| #2 | m0REEZ | 423 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #3 | Pogo | 209 | 0.04 | 6 min |
| #4 | Claire Anlage | 175 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #5 | rogu | 128 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F4bian | +2.26 | 76 | 61 |
| #2 | Lukas2602 | +1.51 | 85 | 55 |
| #3 | m0REEZ | +0.92 | 82 | 71 |
| #4 | rogu | -0.15 | 79 | 63 |
| #5 | KokosHuveJr | -2.33 | 41 | 47 |





