








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 8 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 3 different maps



Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
33 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 136 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 33 | 24% |
| Smokes | 44 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 37 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 22 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $20,643 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snuit | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | Tosi hyvä cs pelaaja | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | Empulzon | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | koski | 50% | 2 |
| #5 | kSM | 50% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Tosi hyvä cs pelaaja | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | Empulzon | 60% | 5 |
| #4 | koski | 50% | 2 |
| #5 | kSM | 50% | 2 |
| #6 | G1NI | 40% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Empulzon | 1 | 0.0110 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | koski | 13 | 0.36 | 0 min |
| #2 | G1NI | 12 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #3 | snuit | 6 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| #4 | Tosi hyvä cs pelaaja | 4 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | Empulzon | 4 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kSM | +6.78 | 91 | 79 |
| #2 | snuit | +4.74 | 86 | 38 |
| #3 | Empulzon | +2.33 | 60 | 77 |
| #4 | G1NI | -0.65 | 68 | 68 |
| #5 | koski | -1.07 | 79 | 50 |





