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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
176 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 297 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 68 | 23% |
| Smokes | 66 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 100 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 63 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $132,900 of utility $222 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 67 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JannoPeeter | 50% | 8 |
| #2 | chris (sigma) | 47% | 19 |
| #3 | Nuuskmõmmik | 43% | 7 |
| #4 | marden | 42% | 12 |
| #5 | petite femboy | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chris (sigma) | 3 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | tere. | 1 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | marden | 1 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Nuuskmõmmik | 1 | 0.0071 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chris (sigma) | 62 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #2 | tere. | 43 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #3 | Nuuskmõmmik | 23 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | marden | 21 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | petite femboy | 19 | 0.11 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chris (sigma) | +4.11 | 38 | 53 |
| #2 | marden | +2.44 | 48 | 72 |
| #3 | petite femboy | +1.57 | 64 | 50 |
| #4 | tere. | -1.63 | 48 | 38 |
| #5 | TOLMUIMEJA | -2.60 | 16 | 21 |





