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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 75 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
296 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 951 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 132 | 14% |
| Smokes | 226 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 421 | 44% |
| Molotovs | 172 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $202,195 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | petite femboy | 50% | 24 |
| #2 | chris (sigma) | 48% | 33 |
| #3 | JannoPeeter | 44% | 9 |
| #4 | marden | 44% | 34 |
| #5 | tere. | 43% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | petite femboy | 5 | 0.0102 |
| #2 | Golf on top | 4 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | chris (sigma) | 3 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | tere. | 3 | 0.0054 |
| #5 | JannoPeeter | 2 | 0.0115 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tere. | 103 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #2 | marden | 74 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | chris (sigma) | 73 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Golf on top | 52 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | petite femboy | 49 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | chris (sigma) | +2.75 | 47 | 60 |
| #2 | petite femboy | +1.67 | 60 | 55 |
| #3 | tere. | +1.39 | 52 | 41 |
| #4 | marden | +1.13 | 42 | 62 |
| #5 | Krifmeister | +0.29 | 41 | 59 |





