








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 909 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 198 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 131 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6547 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,748 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5882 | 27% |
| Smokes | 6239 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4565 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 5062 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,102,562 of utility $216 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 360 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skyro | 63% | 41 |
| #2 | | 56% | 308 |
| #3 | johnny | 55% | 326 |
| #4 | PooPooShit | 54% | 104 |
| #5 | mashallah habibi | 53% | 123 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | johnny | 55% | 326 |
| #4 | PooPooShit | 54% | 104 |
| #5 | mashallah habibi | 53% | 123 |
| #6 | ✪Chase | 49% | 68 |
| #7 | KittyBloo | 48% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | johnny | 24 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | | 14 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | ✪Chase | 8 | 0.0057 |
| #4 | KittyBloo | 7 | 0.0080 |
| #5 | mashallah habibi | 5 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | 1426 | 0.22 | 39 min |
| #2 | johnny | 1218 | 0.18 | 35 min |
| #3 | ✪Chase | 245 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #4 | mashallah habibi | 220 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | KittyBloo | 220 | 0.25 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skyro | +3.78 | 88 | 43 |
| #2 | KittyBloo | +3.45 | 91 | 77 |
| #3 | | +2.64 | 91 | 76 |
| #4 | johnny | +1.98 | 85 | 72 |
| #5 | Jun | -0.13 | 63 | 59 |





