








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 507 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 399 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6203 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,079 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5871 | 27% |
| Smokes | 7019 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 4216 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4973 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,789,917 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 569 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT Kirchir | 63% | 196 |
| #2 | Disabled | 61% | 84 |
| #3 | Gr3nad3n | 53% | 178 |
| #4 | Cpl.Muffin | 53% | 129 |
| #5 | Holo Flinsh | 52% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT Kirchir | 79 | 0.0210 |
| #2 | Gr3nad3n | 24 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | Disabled | 10 | 0.0065 |
| #4 | ℙℍ𝟘𝟛ℕ𝟙𝕏 | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Cpl.Muffin | 4 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT Kirchir | +6.52 | 70 | 64 |
| #2 | Disabled | +3.70 | 75 | 38 |
| #3 | Cpl.Muffin | +0.60 | 59 | 48 |
| #4 | Holo Flinsh | +0.55 | 62 | 50 |
| #5 | ✪ForGiv3nSin✪ | -0.01 | 44 | 43 |





