








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 716 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 278 matches | ||
| Premier | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4320 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,794 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2219 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2457 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1941 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2177 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,013,185 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1654 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Senault | 68% | 28 |
| #2 | kroyski | 61% | 271 |
| #3 | berniej | 59% | 228 |
| #4 | Raspberry | 52% | 86 |
| #5 | ScratchNSniff | 48% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Senault | 68% | 28 |
| #2 | kroyski | 61% | 271 |
| #3 | berniej | 59% | 228 |
| #4 | Raspberry | 52% | 86 |
| #5 | ScratchNSniff | 48% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Raspberry | 7 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | Senault | 7 | 0.0122 |
| #3 | kroyski | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | ScratchNSniff | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | berniej | 3 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | berniej | 244 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #2 | kroyski | 221 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #3 | Raspberry | 192 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | Senault | 110 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #5 | ScratchNSniff | 62 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kroyski | +4.24 | 92 | 45 |
| #2 | hkdookie | +1.80 | 71 | 43 |
| #3 | berniej | +1.79 | 78 | 47 |
| #4 | Senault | -2.09 | 44 | 53 |
| #5 | Raspberry | -2.43 | 66 | 40 |





