








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 84 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1158 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 289 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14 | 5% |
| Smokes | 28 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 96 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 151 | 52% |
Our logs show you have wasted $75,903 of utility $15 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 71 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sweg | 47% | 103 |
| #2 | ✪Alle | 45% | 80 |
| #3 | RabbitFootsCookie | 44% | 18 |
| #4 | NonSocialGuy | 44% | 27 |
| #5 | Friggin | 44% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | ✪Alle | 45% | 80 |
| #3 | RabbitFootsCookie | 44% | 18 |
| #4 | NonSocialGuy | 44% | 27 |
| #5 | Friggin | 44% | 32 |
| #6 | Molle | 41% | 116 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sweg | 32 | 0.0151 |
| #2 | Molle | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | ✪Alle | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Friggin | 3 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | NonSocialGuy | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sweg | 285 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #2 | Friggin | 76 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | ✪Alle | 24 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| #4 | Molle | 12 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| #5 | NonSocialGuy | 7 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sweg | +4.91 | 61 | 52 |
| #2 | ✪Alle | +2.39 | 52 | 46 |
| #3 | Friggin | +2.34 | 61 | 61 |
| #4 | NonSocialGuy | +2.31 | 81 | 26 |
| #5 | RabbitFootsCookie | -1.18 | 51 | 32 |





