








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 235 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1816 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,606 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2278 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1771 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1760 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1797 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $602,004 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 18 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Killermasa | 60% | 67 |
| #2 | Kyrpäjyrä69 | 49% | 53 |
| #3 | pesone | 48% | 95 |
| #4 | nawoR | 47% | 175 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Killermasa | 60% | 67 |
| #2 | Kyrpäjyrä69 | 49% | 53 |
| #3 | pesone | 48% | 95 |
| #4 | nawoR | 47% | 175 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nawoR | 11 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Kyrpäjyrä69 | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Killermasa | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nawoR | 495 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #2 | Killermasa | 375 | 0.27 | 10 min |
| #3 | pesone | 104 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | Kyrpäjyrä69 | 83 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Killermasa | +3.24 | 79 | 75 |
| #2 | nawoR | +1.66 | 82 | 65 |
| #3 | Kyrpäjyrä69 | -0.47 | 63 | 63 |
| #4 | Veleho | -1.92 | 57 | 54 |
| #5 | pesone | -3.68 | 46 | 38 |





