








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 150 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1461 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,022 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1107 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1198 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1192 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1525 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $560,978 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tuottaja Kobe | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | Killermasa | 53% | 30 |
| #3 | Eepi | 50% | 10 |
| #4 | pesone | 50% | 26 |
| #5 | rosamni | 50% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hytönen | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | santtu | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Veleho | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | papi | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | Killermasa | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | santtu | 180 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #2 | Killermasa | 178 | 0.29 | 4 min |
| #3 | Hytönen | 113 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Veleho | 85 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | nawoR | 71 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Killermasa | +4.02 | 81 | 75 |
| #2 | nawoR | +1.64 | 79 | 66 |
| #3 | Kyrpäjyrä69 | +1.08 | 64 | 61 |
| #4 | santtu | +0.99 | 48 | 70 |
| #5 | Hytönen | +0.93 | 36 | 52 |





