








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 224 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
359 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 459 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 84 | 18% |
| Smokes | 162 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 47 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 166 | 36% |
Our logs show you have wasted $297,499 of utility $211 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 60 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C!r ™ | 50% | 4 |
| #2 | ImLeviathan_ | 44% | 54 |
| #3 | Shakka | 40% | 5 |
| #4 | CK' #6 | 25% | 4 |
| #5 | Matevaina | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | C!r ™ | 50% | 4 |
| #2 | ImLeviathan_ | 44% | 54 |
| #3 | Shakka | 40% | 5 |
| #4 | CK' #6 | 25% | 4 |
| #5 | Matevaina | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shakka | 2 | 0.0217 |
| #2 | ImLeviathan_ | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ImLeviathan_ | 142 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #2 | Matevaina | 13 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| #3 | CK' #6 | 13 | 0.17 | 0 min |
| #4 | Shakka | 7 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | C!r ™ | 4 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CK' #6 | +8.21 | 59 | 64 |
| #2 | Shakka | +7.68 | 72 | 61 |
| #3 | C!r ™ | +3.28 | 36 | 59 |
| #4 | o-Luxxy | -0.78 | 41 | 23 |
| #5 | ImLeviathan_ | -1.13 | 28 | 48 |





