








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 301 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
763 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,352 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 952 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1085 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 586 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 729 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $233,848 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 33 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | n0ob | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | C!r ™ | 44% | 9 |
| #3 | o-Luxxy | 44% | 54 |
| #4 | Shakka | 43% | 21 |
| #5 | iMontaNa. | 43% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | o-Luxxy | 44% | 54 |
| #4 | Shakka | 43% | 21 |
| #5 | iMontaNa. | 43% | 21 |
| #6 | CK' #6 | 43% | 28 |
| #7 | Matevaina | 41% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shakka | 3 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | o-Luxxy | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | CK' #6 | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iMontaNa. | 115 | 0.28 | 2 min |
| #2 | CK' #6 | 70 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | Matevaina | 60 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #4 | Shakka | 32 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | C!r ™ | 24 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shakka | +5.82 | 64 | 56 |
| #2 | CK' #6 | +3.99 | 57 | 59 |
| #3 | n0ob | +3.43 | 63 | 61 |
| #4 | C!r ™ | +1.94 | 49 | 56 |
| #5 | iMontaNa. | +0.75 | 79 | 66 |





