








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 920 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2656 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,208 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 875 | 27% |
| Smokes | 798 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 776 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 759 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $116,019 of utility $20 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 65 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leonard-O Da Vinci | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | Bosside boss(ilagert) | 55% | 71 |
| #3 | SaapaHaige | 53% | 119 |
| #4 | 𝓜𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓮 | 48% | 101 |
| #5 | EST_KRIS | 38% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leonard-O Da Vinci | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | Bosside boss(ilagert) | 55% | 71 |
| #3 | SaapaHaige | 53% | 119 |
| #4 | 𝓜𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓮 | 48% | 101 |
| #5 | EST_KRIS | 38% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝓜𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓮 | 20 | 0.0107 |
| #2 | Bosside boss(ilagert) | 12 | 0.0094 |
| #3 | SaapaHaige | 9 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | EST_KRIS | 9 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bosside boss(ilagert) | 257 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #2 | EST_KRIS | 207 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | SaapaHaige | 66 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #4 | 𝓜𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓮 | 61 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | Leonard-O Da Vinci | 41 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leonard-O Da Vinci | +2.77 | 54 | 61 |
| #2 | LiL SuUsk | +2.20 | 49 | 30 |
| #3 | 𝓜𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓮 | +0.09 | 61 | 29 |
| #4 | Bosside boss(ilagert) | -0.17 | 44 | 44 |
| #5 | EST_KRIS | -1.24 | 28 | 65 |





