








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 999 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 161 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 156 matches | ||
| Premier | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 40 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 80 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3644 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,269 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1290 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1210 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1248 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1521 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $580,075 of utility $45 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 111 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LiL SuUsk | 53% | 119 |
| #2 | rSimo_ | 50% | 36 |
| #3 | Bosside boss(ilagert) | 49% | 202 |
| #4 | 𝓜𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓮 | 43% | 168 |
| #5 | EST_KRIS | 41% | 159 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LiL SuUsk | 53% | 119 |
| #2 | rSimo_ | 50% | 36 |
| #3 | Bosside boss(ilagert) | 49% | 202 |
| #4 | 𝓜𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓮 | 43% | 168 |
| #5 | EST_KRIS | 41% | 159 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bosside boss(ilagert) | 60 | 0.0159 |
| #2 | 𝓜𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓮 | 34 | 0.0106 |
| #3 | EST_KRIS | 24 | 0.0079 |
| #4 | LiL SuUsk | 17 | 0.0077 |
| #5 | rSimo_ | 16 | 0.0237 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bosside boss(ilagert) | 712 | 0.19 | 11 min |
| #2 | EST_KRIS | 412 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #3 | 𝓜𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓮 | 123 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #4 | LiL SuUsk | 94 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | rSimo_ | 78 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rSimo_ | +6.24 | 88 | 39 |
| #2 | LiL SuUsk | +4.38 | 51 | 29 |
| #3 | Bosside boss(ilagert) | +2.24 | 50 | 45 |
| #4 | EST_KRIS | +1.77 | 42 | 61 |
| #5 | 𝓜𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓮 | +1.51 | 67 | 34 |





