








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 330 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2214 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,213 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1422 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1683 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1303 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1805 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $643,838 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1098 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ИF | 62% | 26 |
| #2 | MonTrey | 61% | 33 |
| #3 | w3dnesday ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔっ | 58% | 12 |
| #4 | fREDDyØde | 56% | 41 |
| #5 | kei | 56% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | DgO | 56% | 27 |
| #7 | -Picwars- | 56% | 45 |
| #8 | sntx | 54% | 13 |
| #9 | SPUKA :> | 53% | 19 |
| #10 | FL4W | 46% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DgO | 7 | 0.0143 |
| #2 | -Picwars- | 5 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | FL4W | 3 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | ИF | 2 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | MonTrey | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FL4W | 276 | 0.27 | 8 min |
| #2 | MonTrey | 228 | 0.32 | 5 min |
| #3 | -Picwars- | 94 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | fREDDyØde | 94 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | sntx | 76 | 0.29 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fREDDyØde | +2.33 | 84 | 65 |
| #2 | THE MUFFIN MAN | +1.84 | 86 | 64 |
| #3 | -Picwars- | +1.60 | 74 | 62 |
| #4 | DgO | +1.55 | 93 | 47 |
| #5 | FL4W | +1.48 | 78 | 78 |





